There's nothing quite like the pure joy and pride you feel when your kid does something outstanding. Take for instance this fine moment I had while exiting my second home, Target.
As we're walking out the door, Mason sees one of these and loudly screams out "CROTCH rocket! It's a CROTCH rocket! Look mom, a CROTCH rocket!" I wouldn't have thought anything about this normally, but about a week ago he said 'crotch rocket' and Chad mentioned that he probably shouldn't be calling it that. What? I thought that's what they were called? Is it a nasty slang phrase then? The more I think about it, it probably isn't something a 4-yr. old should be shouting out. A rocket in your crotch - yeah, it is a little inappropriate. Now I'm paranoid that other's think so too, which is why I was mortified while leaving Target and he screams it out not once, not twice, but THREE times.
Anyone know what they're really called?
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